I don't EVEN want to imagine what that means!
Sheesh! Do I have to explain everything to you. You know, a good joke just isn't worth it if you have to explain it.....
I'm sure you've been referred to as an a-hole, yes?
A-hole = "brown eye"
Get it now? Personally, I would much rather be the whole ham, than the - ahhh, nevermind! My sarcastic and witty comeback, ruined!!!