I just sent an email to my hometown newspaper, gave them the website of the article and will offer to send a photo our our whole Garrison for their consideration this time of the year....
I dropped my dad's name, saying I am the son of the former City Attorney.
Can see it now:
"Upstanding hometown boy makes bad by choosing the dark side. Joins a rebellious gang of costumed theives. Former City Atty. goes into hiding."